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thekimmeh: Markiplier Danger In Fiction. http://thekimmeh.deviantart.com/ Oh I can’t wait for the new one! XD jolly-godoflies let me use her sketch to color this and I was like Omg I love you~ It made me so happy that I was able to try out some new
Jonny Craig.♥ He’s allowed to look like a redneck, with a voice like his. “How far back, can you remember? Did the ice stop your heart? Oh wait, that was me, oh wait that was me.”
TIME TO VENT, OH BOY...
jakebullet2: “Oh! Umm.. hey bro… I was just wondering… think someone will want to fuck me at the party tonight?”“Sure, but why wait ‘till tonight? You’re so sexy, ill fuck you right now!”“Mmmmm, I was hoping you’d say that….”
The rec center near my place has one of the few co-ed gyms left in town. Signing up cost me an arm and a leg, and that was after months on the waiting list, but it was well worth the hassle. I can’t remember the last time I saw a girl at there
Some more meetup drawsYeah that was it, I just love these meetup requests, they show me my limits and surpase them. I can’t wait for the next one. Gonna be dank. Oh, lil fun fact, there was a giveaway, I won a gay pink unicorn diary book and I drew
Oh no… I can’t remember if I told him that I was going out with the girls tonight so there was no need to cook me the normal three course dinner and wait by the door naked from 7pm until I get home. No problem… I can tell him when
flr-captions: Oh no… I can’t remember if I told him that I was going out with the girls tonight so there was no need to cook me the normal three course dinner and wait by the door naked from 7pm until I get home. No problem… I can tell him when
joshua10nbed: To the fan who order my underwear that. Night you asked me can you see what they look like so as I was walking from work I decided to drop my drawls and make a lil sneak peek for you. Oh… wait… what? I’m bust open with my pants down
He asked me to wait two weeks before I showed him a progress update, but I knew that I was ahead of schedule and I knew that when he saw just how massive my tits had grown in just four days that he would lose his willpower as well. Plus, now that my mind
constantlycoveredincathair: shrineart: I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday.” And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve.
mith-gifs-wrestling:“Oh wait, that was me.” Kevin on whether he and Sami would ever team up again.
thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper wtf I just made that post oh wait that is my post I havent slept in 2 days
oncewaskevin: afterl0ve: thenowhereprince: awwww-cute: wait did anyone else think those were all pieces of fried chicken or was that just me oh my gosh i thought this was food I was horrified because I realized it wasn’t food and thought it was
notamonsterjustmisunderstood: ASK ME WHO DAN LAMBTON’s BUTT IS ON?! Oh wait YUP THAT’S ME harharhar I am very pleased that this moment was caught on camera bc I remember it very well….. wait whut I’m a little creepy but its ok ((((;
ask-luna-questions: Twilight: So you me, Rainbow, and Spike! That sounds good to start with, oh wait Spike.. (I was gonna invite the mane six but i wanted to keep the rest still feared of her since nightmare night and all.) =o
howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and
Me: why am I so hungry? I just ate… oh wait, no I didn’t. That was yesterday, I didn’t eat at all today.
Oh BTW when I got home I was getting out of the car and my dad called me to tell me that OUR roof is leaking too!!! I’m just waiting for the damn ceiling to fall down here as well!! This is shit.
poptartswiftie: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was
connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple: talkliterarysymbolismtome: #woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive
ohhellolucifer: hopelesslyhanhna: imafuckinasianlover: foreverinmyart: thefaggotmonster: EVERYBODY SHOULD WATCH THIS! oh em jesus i cried! <3 Omg i cried that was so cute and amazing “wait, what happens now?” LOL KILLED ME. <3 omfg.
thetdna: “You know, I could’ve sworn the position was for ‘Marekting Intern’. Why the heck would they want me to show up like this for the interview? Oh wait, that’s right…. They just want me to advertise sex toys….”
bumfinger: laced-up-and-spanked: I was scrolling through my dash and I was like, “Hey, I recognise that outfit—OH WAIT IT’S ME.” I promise you I’m actually really cool. Yeah yeah…..you got a lady boner and THEN realised it was you :P
kya-lok: korrarity: daddymako: I’ll just drop this here. WATCH THIS OH MY GOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
jephahowards: i wish i was as pretty as my icon Oh wait… That is me. ;)
nathanaguilar-: I need to get over the fact that you’re gone. You don’t love me anymore. Oh wait, you never have. It was just because a fucking dare. You never intended a dare to spark in to a serious relationship. You had feelings for my cousin.
thickslutcheatinggf: So what DID happen is that the friend of boyfriend’s who for sure was eye fucking me was waiting for the bathroom when I came out of it at one point, and he kinda bumped into me on purpose when we passed and was all “oh excuuuse
love-the-family: I use to let my brother massage my ass and finger my pussy in exchange for me borrowing his PS4.Hey, wait, that’s not my pussy.Oh my god! it is not his finger.I knew it was wrong, but I liked it so much that I did not stop playing
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: BUT I THOUGHT YOU POSTED THAT BC OF A RUDE POOP?! OH WAIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME, BUT NO HE’S NOT A RUDE POOP EITHER, HE’S JUST A HUGE DICK IT WAS RUDEEE
panhasablog:Thinking about the cis girl at my high school who changed her name purely because she thought the new one was cooler because she saw me change mine (for trans reasons) and was like oh wait I can just do that? I can just start using another
swd2: lexicxnt: educating-cunts: Here’s what I think of your feminism, retard. im not into piss play, but… 🤷♀️ because, men. There was me thinking that you had to be into something for a man to do it to you. Oh, wait, no one gives
“Oh, I was outside the base one day, and a guy pulled up in a warthog and told me to get in and that I was late, so I got in.” “Wait, wait, wait a second. Are you saying— did you go into the campaign?”
taint3ed: precumming: thenowhereprince: awwww-cute: wait did anyone else think those were all pieces of fried chicken or was that just me I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO REBLOG THIS AND SAY I THOUGHT THESE WERE CHICKEN FINGERS OH SHIT I THOUGHT
Lmao @ every shitty ungrateful friend I had. You all wear insanity so well, oh wait no. The only thing that makes me upset at past friendships is that I know I was there when they needed a friend. It’s always when they hit some type of rock
used-trash: decode-the-moans: Gonna assume that paddling pool is so they can drench her in piss when they’re finished with her. And watch the snort piss? Oh wait, that was me 😂 noone else is gonna do it that
Me: What doodle was this again?Me: That’s a large sha- oh wait it’s a penis
constellationofhope: awkwardlara: i was expecting this to end in death and sadness and now i’m pleasantly surprised that was adorable I was seriously waiting for a plot twist sadness death story but oh, wow. way to not make me cry for once tumblr
fucklepug: joeyfalconetti: Me, deleting a scene from my fic: Ugh, that was self-indulgent twaddle Me, adding the scene back in: Oh, wait, that’s the entire point of my writing fan fiction Fight the good fight.
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:Oh and btw, that picture was a gift for an awesome…wait what the fuck happenedI got a rather rude message concerning the piece I did for you and it insulted me quite a bit but im good now cuz of all the lovely
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
i remember an old small vocafandom headcanon that neru had some big crush on len (bc everyone loved len???) and and the time i was like ‘oh ok’ but now im like WAIT, WHATtheres no context to it, there was just a running gag where she was crushing
